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huBelial
Regular Visitor
From : Arkansas
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Subject: Jokes April 4th 2008, 10:36 pm |
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Anyone got any funny jokes they would like to share
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purry
Senior Member
From : Washington
OS : Mac OS X Leopard
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Subject: Re: Jokes April 4th 2008, 10:42 pm |
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I have some inappropriate ones if thats ok...
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Lbroskee
Veteran Member
From : Florida
OS : Mac OS X Leopard
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Subject: Re: Jokes April 4th 2008, 10:53 pm |
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post a warning and then put it in this code [spoiler0][/spoiler0] (without the 0's of course)
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SbuxBlaze
Founder
From : Southern California
OS : Win 8 x64, Android 4.0
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Subject: Re: Jokes April 4th 2008, 11:03 pm |
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thats not the right code lbroskee...
- Spoiler:
message
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[spoiler]message[/spoiler]
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Lbroskee
Veteran Member
From : Florida
OS : Mac OS X Leopard
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Subject: Re: Jokes April 4th 2008, 11:12 pm |
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i said without the 0's. that was just b/c i didnt think of the [code] so i did that so he could see it
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purry
Senior Member
From : Washington
OS : Mac OS X Leopard
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Subject: Re: Jokes April 4th 2008, 11:43 pm |
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ahh. i am not going to, you guys might ban me!
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SbuxBlaze
Founder
From : Southern California
OS : Win 8 x64, Android 4.0
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Subject: Re: Jokes April 5th 2008, 12:13 am |
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- purry wrote:
- ahh. i am not going to, you guys might ban me!
if its racist, sexist or inappropriate yes
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Lbroskee
Veteran Member
From : Florida
OS : Mac OS X Leopard
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Subject: Re: Jokes April 5th 2008, 12:32 am |
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but thing lik blonde jokes are ok
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SbuxBlaze
Founder
From : Southern California
OS : Win 8 x64, Android 4.0
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Subject: Re: Jokes April 5th 2008, 12:35 am |
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- Lbroskee wrote:
- but thing lik blonde jokes are ok
There's a shampoo called Dumb Blonde... and Brilliant Brunette xD
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Lbroskee
Veteran Member
From : Florida
OS : Mac OS X Leopard
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Subject: Re: Jokes April 5th 2008, 12:36 am |
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lol wow well we know who makes that
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SbuxBlaze
Founder
From : Southern California
OS : Win 8 x64, Android 4.0
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Subject: Re: Jokes April 5th 2008, 12:42 am |
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- Lbroskee wrote:
- lol wow well we know who makes that
who? xD
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Markoz
Veteran Member
OS : Windows Vista
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Subject: Re: Jokes April 5th 2008, 12:49 am |
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scary if a blond person made it haha
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alxmarcond
Community Leader
From : Clemson
OS : LFS, Win7 b.7000, OS X Leopard 10.5.6
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Subject: Re: Jokes April 5th 2008, 12:50 am |
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i think alxz is actually blonde O.o
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SbuxBlaze
Founder
From : Southern California
OS : Win 8 x64, Android 4.0
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Subject: Re: Jokes April 5th 2008, 12:51 am |
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- alxmarcond wrote:
- i think alxz is actually blonde O.o
you saw a picture of me xD. If I was I don't understand why I'd color my hair brown thats right lol
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Lbroskee
Veteran Member
From : Florida
OS : Mac OS X Leopard
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Subject: Re: Jokes April 5th 2008, 1:01 am |
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because any trace of blond including highlights makes people a lil dee dee dee
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alxmarcond
Community Leader
From : Clemson
OS : LFS, Win7 b.7000, OS X Leopard 10.5.6
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Subject: Re: Jokes April 5th 2008, 11:57 am |
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i think you dyed your hair dark brown plus what Lbroskee said is true
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huBelial
Regular Visitor
From : Arkansas
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Subject: Re: Jokes April 5th 2008, 12:44 pm |
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"A Sergeant in the army called out his battalion as they stood in line he started giving out the mail. He started, "Private John!"
"Yes Sir!," John answered as he stepped forward.
"Your Mother just had a heart attack. Take your letter and go back in line."
With tears in eyes, Private John went back in line."
"Private Peter!," he called out again."
"Yes sir.," answered the Private.
"Your brother was involved in an accident; he broke his legs and arms and died screaming out in pain like a baby."
Just then a General who was passing by called the Sergeant and told him to be more humane when he is distributing mails to the junior officers. The next morning he gathered the men as usual. He brought out the first letter, looked at it and did not know what to say because the General was watching this time. He finally said to his men, "If you know your father is alive move to the right."
As all the men were moving to the right.. He shouted, "Private Kingsley! Move to the left quickly!" "
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Lbroskee
Veteran Member
From : Florida
OS : Mac OS X Leopard
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Subject: Re: Jokes April 5th 2008, 2:33 pm |
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- alxmarcond wrote:
- i think you dyed your hair dark brown plus what Lbroskee said is true
lol. i like the L
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alxmarcond
Community Leader
From : Clemson
OS : LFS, Win7 b.7000, OS X Leopard 10.5.6
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Subject: Re: Jokes April 5th 2008, 2:55 pm |
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heres the code for it
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[size=16][b][i]L[/i][/b][/size]broskee yields Lbroskee
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Lbroskee
Veteran Member
From : Florida
OS : Mac OS X Leopard
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Subject: Re: Jokes April 5th 2008, 4:01 pm |
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o ok
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