Jokes

Regular Visitor From : Arkansas

Anyone got any funny jokes they would like to share thumbs up

Senior Member From : Washington OS : Mac OS X Leopard

I have some inappropriate ones if thats ok... smile

Veteran Member From : Florida OS : Mac OS X Leopard

post a warning and then put it in this code [spoiler0][/spoiler0] (without the 0's of course)

Subject: Re: Jokes April 4th 2008, 11:03 pm

thats not the right code lbroskee...

Spoiler:

Code:: [spoiler]message[/spoiler]

Veteran Member From : Florida OS : Mac OS X Leopard

i said without the 0's. that was just b/c i didnt think of the [code] so i did that so he could see it

Senior Member From : Washington OS : Mac OS X Leopard

ahh. i am not going to, you guys might ban me! smile

Subject: Re: Jokes April 5th 2008, 12:13 am

purry wrote:: ahh. i am not going to, you guys might ban me!

if its racist, sexist or inappropriate yes wink

Veteran Member From : Florida OS : Mac OS X Leopard

but thing lik blonde jokes are ok

Subject: Re: Jokes April 5th 2008, 12:35 am

Lbroskee wrote:: but thing lik blonde jokes are ok

There's a shampoo called Dumb Blonde... and Brilliant Brunette xD

Veteran Member From : Florida OS : Mac OS X Leopard

lol wow well we know who makes that

Subject: Re: Jokes April 5th 2008, 12:42 am

Lbroskee wrote:: lol wow well we know who makes that

who? xD

Veteran Member OS : Windows Vista

scary if a blond person made it surprised

haha

Subject: Re: Jokes April 5th 2008, 12:50 am

i think alxz is actually blonde O.o

Subject: Re: Jokes April 5th 2008, 12:51 am

alxmarcond wrote:: i think alxz is actually blonde O.o

you saw a picture of me xD. If I was I don't understand why I'd color my hair brown surprised

thats right lol

Veteran Member From : Florida OS : Mac OS X Leopard

because any trace of blond including highlights makes people a lil dee dee dee

Subject: Re: Jokes April 5th 2008, 11:57 am

i think you dyed your hair dark brown wink

plus what Lbroskee said is true tongue

Regular Visitor From : Arkansas

"A Sergeant in the army called out his battalion as they stood in line he started giving out the mail. He started, "Private John!"

"Yes Sir!," John answered as he stepped forward.

"Your Mother just had a heart attack. Take your letter and go back in line."

With tears in eyes, Private John went back in line."

"Private Peter!," he called out again."

"Yes sir.," answered the Private.

"Your brother was involved in an accident; he broke his legs and arms and died screaming out in pain like a baby."

Just then a General who was passing by called the Sergeant and told him to be more humane when he is distributing mails to the junior officers. The next morning he gathered the men as usual. He brought out the first letter, looked at it and did not know what to say because the General was watching this time. He finally said to his men, "If you know your father is alive move to the right."

As all the men were moving to the right.. He shouted, "Private Kingsley! Move to the left quickly!" "

Veteran Member From : Florida OS : Mac OS X Leopard

alxmarcond wrote:: i think you dyed your hair dark brown plus what Lbroskee said is true

lol. i like the L

Subject: Re: Jokes April 5th 2008, 2:55 pm

heres the code for it

Code:: [size=16][b][i]L[/i][/b][/size]broskee

yields Lbroskee

Veteran Member From : Florida OS : Mac OS X Leopard

o ok